A Jewish-American man walks over to an Asian man on a bus and kicks him in the shin.

The Asian looks up, surprised, and asks “What the hell was that for?”

The Jewish-American says “That’s for Pearl Harbor asshole!”

The Asian man says “But I am Taiwanese!”

The Jewish-American says “Ahhh Taiwanese, Chines, Japanese. It’s all the same!”

Minutes later, the angered Asian man walks over and punches the Jewish-American in the back of the head and yells “That’s for sinking the Titanic you son of a bitch!”

“An iceberg sunk the Titanic! Everyone knows that!” he exclaimed.

“Ahhh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg…”



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