When they get to the gate St. Peter says to them. “Now before I let you in there is one thing I need to let you know. Heaven has a duck problem at the moment and we are telling everyone to be careful and not to step on a duck or we will have to punish you.”
So the three girls go through the gate and after a week one of them steps on a duck, and all of them start to quack and make a ton of noise and it causes everyone in heaven to be unhappy.
St. Peter says to her “I told you not to step on a duck, so I will have to punish you” He then handcuffs an extremely ugly man to her and says “this is your heaven mate for eternity.” The girl thinks to herself. “Damn I shouldn’t have stepped on that duck.”
The second girl after a month steps on a duck and St Peter says “I told you not to step on a duck, so I will have to punish you” He then handcuffs an even uglier guy to her and says “this is your heaven mate for eternity.” This girl also thinks to herself. “Damn I shouldn’t have stepped on that duck.”
A whole year goes by and St. Peter walks up to the third girl and says “For not stepping on a duck you are being rewarded for being careful where you walk and being a good heaven tenant.” He then handcuffs this magnificently gorgeous man to her, and says “Here is your heaven mate for eternity, enjoy”
The man who was handcuffed to the third girl then thinks to himself “Damn I shouldn’t have stepped on that duck.”
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