Dark jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What did kermit the frog say at Jim henson’s funeral? Nothing
What’s white on top and black on the bottom? Society
What’s the difference between john wayne and jack daniels? Jack daniels is still killing indians
Penn State moved the Jerry Sandusky statue to the library. When you see him, you have to stay quiet.
Why does dr pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn’t pay 40 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? Hold my beer
Who’s the opposite of christopher reeves? Christopher walkin
What’s the difference between usian bolt and hitler? Usian bolt can finish a race
Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Zero
What did the left tower say to the right tower? Can’t talk right now, gotta catch a flight
Why are suicide jokes long? Cause people who commited suicide lived shorter
What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion? People cry when they cut up an onion
What did the disabled boy get for christmas? Cancer

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