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- My stoner neighbors got divorced
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- I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
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- Islam is a peaceful religion
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- If so, the bunnies give us eggs and candy, right?
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- If so, the rabbits give us stuff to eat, right?
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- I slept like a baby last night
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- I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday.
- I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit.
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- Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers.
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- Whiskey or bears? Hmmm.
- The Friday special isn’t very appealing
- What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
- Two cows walk into a vegan bar.
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- I just gave my cat some 7UP.
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- Why did the semen cross the road?
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- Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard
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- No Food. No Smoking. Yes Unicorns.
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- Anti-Drugs Rabbit
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- From my 91 year old grandpa
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- I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
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- The deaf Italian Bookkeeper
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- Some Religious Truths
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- Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and...
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