he’s really upset because he was recently fired.
So the bartender walks up and says “So what happened, how'dya get fired”
The guy looks up and he says:
“well you see, I was a pilot for the airforce, I was flying for over 13 hours and I started to get horny. So naturally I started masturbating.”
“Okay…” says the bartender.
“So I’m masturbating and I don’t even realize it but I become inverted and before I knew it I was busting my nut all over my helmet and facemask.” The pilot says.
The bartender is stunned and looks disgusted.
The pilot sighs and says “I guess I could’ve just said it was a dishonourable discharge”
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