(Mind you, I got this joke from a Russian)
A policeman is walking around on patrol when he spots an older gentleman sitting on a bench outside Vladivostok train station. The man on the bench seems to be muttering intensely to himself. Curious, the policeman walks up to him and asks:
“Good citizen, what are you mumbling about? Has something happened?”
The man looks up, confounded at first, before his eyes orient on the policeman.
“Oh, sorry, good sir officer, I didn’t see you there. No, nothing is wrong. I am just very focused. You see, I am old, and at my age, you never know when Death comes knocking. Therefore, I have decided that I shall learn Hebrew, in case I get to heaven.”
The policeman nods to himself at the wisdom in this, but while he doesn’t want to distress the old gentleman, he can’t help but ask:
“But, good citizen, what will you do if you instead end up in hell?”
The old man spreads his hand and shrugs.
“Well, as you hear for yourself, good sir officer, I already speak Russian.”
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