A multi-millionaire is dozing in the back of his limo....

Suddenly, the car swerves off the road, bumps across a couple of rocks, works its way across a muddy field, crashes through a barn and runs over a couple of traffic signs at a crossing before ending up back on the road. “What the hell was that about?!” the millionaire shouts at his driver.

“Sir, there was a small kid on the road”

“Fuck small kids! Next time, run them over!”