An old woman wants to commit suicide...

…by shooting herself in the heart, but she doesn’t really know where the heart is.

She goes to the local doctor and asks;

“Doctor, can you please tell me where the heart is?”

“Oh, it’s just below your left breast.”

So the old woman walked home and shot herself in the knee.



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