Two hunters are out in the woods when suddenly one of them collapses. The other hunter pulls out his phone and calls 911

“My friend is dead, what am I going to do?” the hunter desperately asks.
“Just take is easy, I will help you. First; you need to make sure that he really is dead.” the operator replies calmly.

BANG

“Ok, now what?”

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