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- A man went to the register with only a box of cond...
- Remains to be seen...
- Talk like a Frog
- A man comes to the United States from India
- A Cowboy Rides Into Town
- A husband and wife go to counseling after 30 years...
- A monkey claims that he has the best weed in the w...
- A guy walking into a bar
- Yesterday while working I saw a gigantic funeral p...
- A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving.
- An 85 year old man had to go to the doctor for a s...
- Electing Trump would really strengthen our dollar
- Two Irish men came down to give Mrs. O'Mally some ...
- Opening for a CIA job
- I'm getting my wife's name tattooed on my penis
- What has four wheels and flies?
- With the Zika virus and how much hooking up happen...
- Women only call me ugly until they find out how mu...
- What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an ass?
- I can hear music coming out of my printer...
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- Do you know how fast you were going?
- I went for a job interview today and the manager s...
- Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extension...
- Me Tarzan, you Jane...
- Its for a bride..
- A Koala walks into a bar...
- The police seem to be making up the law as they go...
- RIP Shitfaced Wednesdays
- The other night I was invited out for a night with...
- A man asks his wife "Why don't you tell me when yo...
- Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell.
- A bus full of disturbingly ugly people crashes...
- An 80 year old man goes into a brothel..
- My wife caught me crossdressing..
- Fairy Garden
- A frog goes into a bank...
- when i die i want my kids to carry my casket.
- Me irl
- China is STRICT
- So there's this redditor that says part of the jok...
- iBoob
- What do you get when you vaporize a king?
- I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a b...
- what kind of meat does a priest eat on fridays?
- When does a joke become a dad joke?
- I hate Mexican jokes...
- A young boy enters a barber shop....
- Pessimist: This can't get any worse.
- A woman must walk 5 paces behind...
- What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?
- Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
- I thought up a color that doesn't exist...
- I really hate those russian stacking dolls.
- A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive ...
- I found girl lying on railroad tracks. I untied he...
- "My bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing
- So the American people's choices for President wil...
- You Can’t Be Too Careful!
- Okay if you insist.
- A Juggler, and the Police...
- Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular ...
- What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gr...
- A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so he...
- A blonde girl...
- The Bacon Tree
- A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use...
- A black man and an autistic man walk into a bar
- They used to be called "Jumpolines"
- A man and his dog walk into a bar...
- Crash site of the USS Enterprise - Bordon, UK
- What's the difference between a burger, and a blow...
- How many babies does it take to paint a house?
- Husband and wife are arguing...
- A farmer asked me for help with his chickens
- What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have ...
- A passenger in a taxi...
- How do you make a dead baby float?
- Why does a man name his penis?
- A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes...
- What's a Freudian slip?
- At my local Einstein Bagels, where do people find ...
- An old married couple were driving through Arizona
- The guy at the bar
- People say to me Jesus was not Jewish
- Diary Entries of a Married Couple
- I went to the doctors with hearing problems...
- The 6th grade science teacher
- What makes an ISIS joke funny?
- You can go in but you ain’t coming out again..
- I've started a business building yachts in my attic
- Slip of the Tongue
- Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?
- Dave goes to the doctor for some sex advice
- I was reading in the paper today about a midget th...
- Probably just a sign warning of shepherds in row t...
- A man and his wife
- What does the word 'gay' mean?
- Is your refrigerator running?
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