He’s happy as months go by. One day, a large, gruff looking Hill-Billy type man knocks on his door. “The name is Lars” he said. “I’m having a party tonight… wanna come?”
John: “well… I’ve been alone for months now, I like it but I do get lonely… Sure, I’ll come”
Lars: nod. “Just to warn ya, these parties usually involve drinking”
John: “don’t worry about me, I can hold my liquor”
Lars: “might be some drugs too”
John: “well I may not partake, but no judgement on anyone who does”
Lars: “usually a bit of fighting as well”
John: “I’m pretty easy going… and if I have to I can take care of myself”
Lars: “I’ve also seen some pretty nasty sex going on at these parties…”
John: “after several months, that actually sounds pretty awesome!”
Lars: nods turns to leave.
John: “hey, before you go, what should I wear? Casual? Semi-formal?”
Lars: “don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us”
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