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- Piece of mind
- Two scientists walk into a bar.
- A man takes his dog to the vet...
- An Irish Lumberjack
- Did you hear about the gay midget?
- Cat with mental disorder
- TIL: Diarrhea is hereditary...
- What has 100 legs but can't walk?
- I just found the worst page in the entire dictiona...
- An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....
- A man escapes from prison
- Why hasn’t Kim Kardashian seen her asshole lately?
- What do South American governments and internal co...
- What's the difference between Harry Potter and the...
- The only man who can get the job done.
- I live in Reykjavík, Iceland. This miserably self-...
- What do you call a gay Frenchman?
- A husband will only have sex with his wife on one ...
- A woman goes to the Doctor
- Two gay men were
- Today I was walking past a car filled with black p...
- Forgive me Father for I have sinned
- Good jokes are like children with cancer
- A man is sobbing into his beer...
- A husband leans over
- The Boyfriend and the Old Dog.
- Are free thing just no dog
- An old couple gets in the mood.
- The Great News recovered on the last word
- A black guy walks into a convenience store...
- A British man, a French man and a Spanish man are ...
- Why is the number of black priests so small?
- How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
- $200 Fine..
- Washington DC
- What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?
- Never too soon
- I think my wife is dead
- A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfri...
- A multi-millionaire is dozing in the back of his l...
- what's the difference between a black man and a bo...
- How you know when you wake up it’s going to be a c...
- Savage
- Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage
- Screaming Waitress
- Just finished building doors for my fish.
- If Prince is dead then...
- I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone
- I keep trying to find my wife's killer
- A panda walks into a bar...
- A farmer is transporting donkeys across the inters...
- My ass
- For speedy delivery
- How many optometrists does it take to screw in a l...
- Whats the difference between a terrorist training ...
- Why can't orphans play baseball?
- a husband is about to die...
- A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by p...
- How do you make a 4D printer?
- Joe the Train Conductor
- I smile everytime I drive by this Fuking Restaurant.
- I am 38 last night i was out with my 19 y.o. girlf...
- Spy detector. ‘nuff said
- I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 ...
- Dildo Run
- My boss accused me of having OCD...
- Don't worry if you missed 4/20
- I met an older woman in a bar last night...
- My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me.
- Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD
- Why cant diabetics have vengeance?
- More sad news from the music world
- A new look for /r/jokes
- In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ...
- Cliffs are so great...
- Even if they make Prince the new face of the $20 b...
- When is my wife's favorite day to make love?
- My friend David lost his ID...
- How is eating a girl out like being a member of th...
- McHappy McQueenie
- A man sees a blonde across the river.
- TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport...
- 3 blondes walk into a police station...
- Three friends die and go to heaven
- Next year I'll give up spreadsheets for 40 days an...
- Queenie McBirthdayface
- The owner of the lot this sign is on currently has...
- Did you hear about Prince?
- Happie McBirthday
- What do you give a girl that has everything?
- 4 people were about to have sex
- What's the difference between pink and purple?
- Tits are like Lego bricks.
- My life is just like Rihanna's new song.
- I was invited to a party and was told "dress to kill"
- What is DNA short for?
- If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pe...
- A DEA officer walks on to ranch in Texas...
- I really thought Monica Lewinsky should be on a do...
- Post turtles.
- I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tub...
- Sign in a women’s restroom on my college campus.
- Norwegian tacojoint keeping up with current events
- An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed.
- Sleepy Juror in a Rape Trial
- Why does Ariel wear seashells?
- Buying Condoms....
- A man deposits $1000 cash into his bank account ev...
- What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an ass...
- What does a new Tesla car smells like?
- If only the first rule of Vegan club
- John wins best toast of the night
- I have a vegan girlfriend...
- A sadist walks up to a masochist...
- So the American people's choices for President of ...
- I tried to catch fog yesterday.
- What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
- An elderly couple Margaret and Bert live in Arkansas.
- This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid...
- When does a joke become a dad joke?
- 666 souls per gallon
- Who needs a car wash?
- I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.'
- I don't see how anyone could be against birth cont...
- My Grandpa said to me the other day "Your generati...
- Please don’t flush your ex….
- I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate hi...
- A vet clinic where I live
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