A man stumbles into his house early in the morning...

after a night of partying and heavy drinking, just as the sun is coming up. His wife is waiting for him at the kitchen table, glaring at him.

“Is there a reason you’re coming home at 6 in the morning with alcohol on your breath, lipstick on your collar?” She shouts at him.

“Yes there is,” he replies. “I would like some breakfast”